Steve's House is Freaking Haunted!

With a young child in the house my wife and I watch a lot of Blue's Clues. At some point I must have snapped and I took the show down a dark path, joking about how Steve's house is seriously haunted, about how he just wants to get drunk and get laid, and about how the wrathful spirits have taken the form of animated characters and won't let him leave. That's the gist. My full comments are available on my blog.